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Some fair points

Nine Important Facts

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

…and as someone recently said to me:

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t
last that long.


















I love you Wb!! So needed that laugh :slight_smile: As someone once said “live everyday as if it’s your last and one day you’ll be right” :slight_smile:

i love you too Wb!

that was a proper good chuckle!

Great stuff, WB I needed a chuckle

I love you too Wb - you are a reassuring, comforting & cheery shelter in this storm of a new “improved” website.

I would have "like"ed you too, but they’ve taken the button away!

Emma xxx

I like it!