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Silence in Court!..California

The judge says sternly to a double-homicide defendant, “You are charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer.”

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You pinche ***o! "

The judge then says to the defendant, “You are also charged with beating your mother in law to death with a hammer.”

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, “You rotten pen**jo!”

The judge stops and says to the bald pugilist at the back of the courtroom: “Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I’ll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?”

Rick stands up and says, “I’m sorry Your Honour, but for fifteen years
I’ve lived next door to that a*** **le, and every time I asked to borrow a
hammer he said he didn’t have one.”

Apologies if that has offended any Spanish speakers.Could you tell me what he said?

wb - assuming it is similar to Portuguese it is something blokes have been known to do one handed…and don’t ask how I know that!!

Liz

Well we now know what qualifications you need to become a ‘MOD’ - you need to know all the rude words in several languages.

Comes in very handy.

Thanks Liz,I agree with spacejacket in that you need to know a lot about everything to be a MOD.Fancy you knowing the Portugese for Picking his nose.

Thanks, Wb