Well, I heard it this morning, not one thud but two. Both brown envelopes from the government. One for ESA and one for PIP. My ESA (Support group), runs out in a couple of months and my indefinite DLA award is obviously coming to an end as well. So, it looks like I will have a stressful couple of months coming up. Of course I could always head upstairs with a short rope and a tall stool, but I wouldn’t give the b*****ds the satisfaction. I hope the twats are prepared for a fight coz I am going to give them one. I have a Brazilian rain forest worth of paperwork to drown them in. If it becomes necessary I will attend my medical wearing light grey trousers which will turn dark grey in patches if they question me on incontinence. I am practising my drooling as I type and may even manage to throw in a few twitches. Wish me luck.