Sorry folks I’ve really got to get this off my chest, something is really winding me up.
Channel 5 are trailing a TV show called Paddington Station 24/7, which features a statement saying " there’s a rat hanging out of a junction box that is smoking"
Yes I know it’s disgusting, but I have some questions for transport for London.
Are they sure it wasn’t vaping?
Who gave the cigarette to the rat?
How did it light it?
I know rats are clever critters, but I’m sure they can’t read “no smoking” signs, should TFL take this into consideration before issuing a fine?
who will pay the fine?
could this lead to exempting rats from the smoking ban?
theres lots more questions that need answers!
what about pigeons and squirrels will they be exempt too? Or will they get fined if they get caught smoking too?