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THE OLD MAN (joke)

the old man knew he hadn’t long to live, he had no family and at 89 knew his 19 year old wife of 6 months had married him only for his money, he longed to make his young wife pregnant so that the child would inherit all, his name and property, he went to the doctor to see how his sperm count was and if it was enough, the doctor gave him a specimen jar, told him to fill with a deposit and to bring it in as early as possible to the surgery, the old man thanked him and left. The next morning the old man entered the surgery, he handed the jar to the doctor, the jar was empty, the old man explained, the night before he had used his left hand, then his right hand, to no avail, his wife had then used her left hand, then her right hand, then her mouth, to no avail, the wife’s best friend had then used her left hand, then her right hand, then her mouth, still to no avail. The doctor stood open mouthed all this time, he said “your wife AND her best pal”, the old man replied “yes doc, but still none of us could get the lid off”

very good! I couldn’t see that coming

Very clever-never guessed the end.

never saw that punch line coming ROFL Al x