***Sexy tractor***Only contains nuts if you look for them!***

Cletus & Billy Bob

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What in the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob, "but me 'n the missus been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."


Sorry about the way this has come out..........



He he, kept em coming yesterday’s was a cracker!

Thanks Chris, again I am sorry about the way simple copy & paste 'doesn't' work on here, I thought things like that would be easier........oh well we can't have everything can we.


Very Good, Hazel.  thumbsup



Would agree about the copy and paste on here, it’s a pain in the ***.

Take care.

Chris R.

I. El. (Eng). (Rtd).

I know its going to be a bad day when I get out of bed and miss the floor.

Love this joke Hazel - ok have heard it before - but it still makes me laugh and laugh. Must be all the 'tractor' drivers l know in this village. My daughter was in hysterics on Saturday. She was riding past a neighbours house -where our vintage tractor driver friend lives. He is a 'naturist' - so was hoovering in the nuddy. At the same time the Jehovah witnesses were ringing his doorbell. l wonder if they will call on him again.


Oh what a vision…lol.



Yes very funny Hazel