***Raise your hat***Yup it has hidden nuts***

Everyday living
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While Peter was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica , for the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sun burned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”
He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you were better looking it would lift itself.”

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Sorry peps, the site has messed up AGAIN & decided that the first part of this should be in tiny biddy letters…grrrrrrrr.

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I love this Hazel. Thanks for making me smile. Teresa xx

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I love this Hazel. Thanks for making me smile. Teresa xx

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I love this Hazel. Thanks for making me smile. Teresa xx

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Sorry, don’t know why this was in triplicate! Teresa xx

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I know why, the computer thought it was a goverment form!

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Nice one Hazel

Heard the joke before but it still made me smile,always a good way to start the morning. x

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Megalol.Wasn’t a top hat was it? Take some raising that hat.

S xx