Last week mate of mine had a great row with his wife… He went out for a night on the town to try and relax, on his way back to the marital home he was approached by a prostitute.
She asked if he was up for a good time,.
My mate made his excuses and told her he’d only got 15 quid.
The prostitute said “You’re not likely to get much for that.”
Last night my mate had patched things up with his wife and they were off to have a meal together when he saw the same prossie.
She shouted across the street “See I told you!”