Rude,but no rude words

It was a small town and the police officer was making his evening rounds…

As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car…

He stopped and asked them……….
‘Why they were sitting there in the car or were they trying to steal it?’

‘Heavens no, we bought it.’

‘Then why don’t you drive it away.’

‘We can’t drive.’

‘Then why did you buy it?’

‘We were told that if we bought a Used car here
we’d be bound to get screwed …so we’re waiting.’

Oh Wb. I hope they won’t be disappointed. You can get some really dodgy characters at some used car lots!!!

Shazzie xx

Haha love it! X

You do keep us laughing Wb. Thanks for that!!

Shazzie xx