Ref the agenda (Post #34), B & W it is then.
I shall now use my paranormal powers and persuade the other two loons to disclose their true age(s).
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How does he do it ?!
Tequila and a copy of Vogue?
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Drat!!
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Hi Carraboy,
I don’t know you’re talking about, but I like your style. Anyone who can wear a top hat in this weather has got something going for them. (Interpol?)
As for kissing marmalade, you’ll have to do that research on your own. I’ve been banned from Waitrose, and security in Asda don’t look too happy with me either.
Aaahhh. The loneliness of command; the burden of responsibility.
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Dear AD, It’s tough at the top - people have no idea, do they?
Mind you, Anthony’s mum would be the perfect woman for any man, if she only understood the offside rule.
And if you don’t want the check-out girl to ring for security every time, do stop signing your cheques in silverpoint: it’s a dead giveaway.
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Congrats and well done wedding veterans, good for you. I bombed out at 17 years and it makes me happy for people to be married for a long time. I live in a bungalow and all my neighbours are of a certain age and two couples all the time come out of their house, hold hands, giggling and chuckling at random stuff and toddle off down the village. Well done.
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Hello? We seem to be attracting the art hooligan element. I’ve never been heckled by an intellectual before.
Well, Alison, if you know so much about Renaissance Art, why has that drawing of a rhinoceros look as if it’s skin has been riveted together? And I don’t want any glib references to Rudyard Kipling either.
I won’t be telling Mum what you said as we’ve only just got her settled. It was bad enough when she had the collected works of Wisden without getting her started on football.
You’re just an attention-seeking-trouble-maker, aren’t you. You’ll fit in quite well I imagine. Have you met Polly?
As it’s your first week we’ll let you off the cauldron polishing duty but get some Marigolds, darlin’, because those hemlock stains are a bugger to get off if they’re left to dry.
It may well be tough at the top, but it’s pretty crappy down here at the bottom.
Ta,
Big Al
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Aren’t they one’s who were done last year for growing cannabis amongst the tomato plants?
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You’re welcome, and the usual to them indoors. And don’t even talk to me about hemlock stains. Poll and I have been giving them welly for years - haven’t we, Poll? - and look where it’s got us.
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As I said before, this thread has become dangerously nuts.
They can still lock us wheelies up you know!
Does anyone remember seeing an episode of Bad Girls, where Stephanie Beecham and Amanda Barrie were con women and had been copped by the fuzz.
Stephanie was the one in the wheels machine. She had demanded all sorts of disability rights and equipment, but they were still awaiting the outcome of a DFG claim from the council. But the prisoner’s rights brigade were camped outside the nick, hoping for national covered by the press. But no- one had taken them seriously due to the face painting and balloon modelling going on as a side line!
Anyway, I digress…some of the other inmates were suspicious and didn’t think Stephers legs were really kaput! So they arranged for a pot of summat nasty to be tipped over the railings, just above Steph’s position.
We all gasped in our house, as we argued what the offensive substance spilling down was. Was it pee, or poo or illicit home brew ?
Anyroad, of course silly Stephanie jumped out of the way and her cover was blown!!!
Now about those hemlock stains…just can’t get 'em out of me knickers!!!
Oh I need a severe lie down now!
Pollx
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erm don’t tell the fuzz but many years ago, someone gave me a poorly plant (it happens a lot) and I planted it in the garden and it grew into a nearly four foot bush if you know what I mean. My dog used to go out on sunny days and lick the plants and then just stand there in the middle of the perrenials staring at the garden for ages!! Rooted to the spot she was!!
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Haaaaaaarh!
Thank you hebe. You’ve made my day.
Glad I am of some use today then! It was quite a spectacle.