This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.
An elderly couple are attending church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He Scribbles back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
I. El. (Eng). (Rtd).
I know its going to be a bad day when I get out of bed and miss the floor, today is such a day.
PS. Sorry the text is large, don’t know why, and was unable to change it. ??