An attractive blond walked into the Casino
She seemed a little intoxicated, and bet twenty thousand euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said" I hope you don
t mind but I feel luckier when Im completely nude.
With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled"
Mama needs new clothes".
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down yelled" YES YES I WON,I WON.
she hugged the dealer and each of the players, she picked up her winnings and then her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers and players looked at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asked" what did she roll"
The other answered “Don`t know, Thought you were watching the dice”
MORAL OF THE STORY.
Not all blonds are dumb.
BUT ALL MEN…ARE MEN.
I. El. (Eng). (Rtd).
I know its going to be a bad day when I get out of bed and miss the floor.