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Blondes...........Look away now

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given
that you are blind, that you should know five things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.

  3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional

weight lifter.

  1. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell
that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times…

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very good!

as a former blonde i usually object but that was FUNNY!!!

I am a blonde Wb and I found it absolutely hilarious. Keep them coming.

Shazzie x

From another blonde - he he, naughty boy WB, funny tho x

Cheers woblyboy, just told the whole house all in fits thanks

It took me…2 hours or so to get this!

Jonny

It took me…2 hours or so to get this!

Jonny

Chuckles 5 times.

Ronin