My blonde neighbour came running up to me in the driveway, just jumping for joy!
She said, “I have some really great news!”
I said, “Wonderful,tell me why you’re so happy.”
She stopped running, and
breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down,
told me that she was pregnant!
I knew that they had been trying for a while so I told her,
“That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”
Then she said, “There’s more.”
I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”
"Well, we are not having just one baby,
we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew.
"Well, that was the easy part.
I went to the chemist and they told me
what I needed to check was
a Home Pregnancy Kit in a Twin-pack.
Both tests came out positive!"