If you're Blonde best you don't read this...........I'm Ginger so I always get it as well

My blonde neighbour came running up to me in the driveway, just jumping for joy!

She said, “I have some really great news!”

I said, “Wonderful,tell me why you’re so happy.”

She stopped running, and

breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down,

told me that she was pregnant!

I knew that they had been trying for a while so I told her,

“That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”

Then she said, “There’s more.”

I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

She explained,

"Well, we are not having just one baby,

we are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,

I asked her how she knew.

She said…

"Well, that was the easy part.

I went to the chemist and they told me

what I needed to check was

a Home Pregnancy Kit in a Twin-pack.

Both tests came out positive!"

Hahaha Wb. I am blonde and I loved it.

One of my favourite jokes (which I have posted on here before) is:

2 blondes sitting on a log chatting. One said to the other:

“which is farther away Africa or the moon?”

The other blonde aid “Dont’t be silly. You can see the moon!”

Shazzie xx

On the subject of blonde jokes

A blonde and brunette jump from a building - who lands first?

The brunette - cause the blonde stops to ask directions

And for some blonde revenge

Whats the difference between a ginger woman and a rotweiller?

Some strange men would fancy a rotweiller!

And to complete for the women

Whats a brunette’s mating call?

“Has the blonde left yet?”

And finally to insult everyone

God made Man before Woman cause its always good practice to make the mistakes on a prototype before the real thing!!

Not bad for a few minutes work!!

JBK xx (sorry moderators)

I laughed and I’m blonde :wink: Sonia x

l laughed as well - and l am blonde [ not with dark roots] and l have 2 Rottweilers!!!

I reckon god created man first so he could have a balanced conversation,because he knew that once woman was created he might never get a word in…He was oh so right.

Wb x