Now there's a thing............Slightly agricultural

A farmer went to a local pub and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman sitting next to him said, ‘How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!’

‘What a coincidence’ the farmer said. ‘This is a special day for me. I am

This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.’

‘What a coincidence!’ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added:
‘What are you celebrating?’

‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!’

‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and all last
year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.’

‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’
‘I used a different cock,’ he replied.

The woman just smiled,clinked glasses and said,“What a coincidence”.


Another good one!! you crack me up!!

Very funny

Ha ha ha, very funny. It’s definitely the way you tell 'em!