NO NURSING HOME FOR US!!!
No nursing home for us. We’ll be checking into a Holiday Inn!
With the average cost for a nursing-home care costing £188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and too feeble…
We’ve already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn:
For a combined long-term-stay discount and senior discount, it’s £59.23 per night.
Breakfast i****s included, and some have happy hours in the afternoon.
That leaves £128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.
Plus, they provide a spa, swimming-pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc.
Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.
£5 worth of tips a day and you’ll have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
They’ll treat you like a customer, not a patient.
There’s a bus stop out front, and seniors ride for free.
For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there.
While you’re at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.
It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today.
And you’re not stuck in one place forever – you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city.
Want to see Scotland? They have Holiday Inn there too.
TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem… They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.
The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if you’re ok. If not, they’ll call an ambulance . . . or the undertaker.
If you fall and break a hip, the NHS will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
And no worries about visits from family.
They will always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a few days’ mini-vacation.
The grandkids can use the pool.
What more could we ask for?
So, when I reach that golden age, I’ll face it with a grin.
To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this is especially for you…
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION’S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
AND MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!
Not forgetting HIV
(Hair is Vanishing)
I’m only sending this to my friends on the MS Board.
I love to see you smile.