My daily carer, Mrs Bev Durkin, left at short notice…she joined a travelling circus…as a bow legged chicken…and teemed up with a knocked kneed hen…doing alright at that.
What the chuff is Polly on about, I hear you ask.
After 18 days of no regular carer, tomorrow my new lady starts work…that`s Mrs Mc Cormack.
Of course this is all nonsense…Bev got married!
BTW the bow legged chicken thing comes from a dance Bev does for me!
I know…I`ve finally lost it!