GARDENING WITH GRANDMA
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her, “Loosen up Granny,these are modern times. You gotta let the rose buds show!” And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate…The grandmother says, “Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off the rose buds, then I can display the hanging baskets”.