i bought some bottles of wine and some boxes of chocolates to put away for christmas.
tonight i opened a bottle of red and almost polished it off.
then i opened a box of chocs and can’t believe how few are left.
so i’m sat here feeling drunk and fat.
i thought i was being organised getting stuff to put away for christmas but then i told myself that i might get knocked down by a bus tomorrow. i can’t stand waste so it makes perfect sense!