Just a Laugh

The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on Prime Minister David
Cameron’s health care proposals for the NHS.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the

Paediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their
hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn’t swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the

Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the

Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the arseholes in Whitehall!


I like it Noreen - I’m stealing that one

JBK xx

Hi Noreen,

Tell me you weren’t sucking on laughing gas yourself when you wrote that hehe. CONGRATS IT’s BRILL. Im killing myself laughing just now.


Promise me you never typed that out but cut and pasted it from somewhere




Cut and pasted Don, under the tuition of my daughter :-/ Posted it weeks ago :slight_smile:

ahhhahaaaa gourgeous!!!