joan rivers quotes. hope you find funny...

As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.

I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

It’s so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up who.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

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RIP Joan

Joan used to sell a range of jewellery on QVC. Always highly entertaining shows-she was a very funny lady


Superb lady with ultra funny jokes.

She said, ’ Housework…yeuk. You change the beds, hoover the floors, wash the dishes…then 6 months later, you gotta do it all over again!,’



That lady spoke a lot of sense

I miss her already!


She was brilliant, I remember the first time I saw her on TV I cried with laughter for hours after