The Secret to long life - Joke (Tyronerose)

The secret to long life… A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” “I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.” “That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?” “Forty,” she replied

lovin it hun! keep em comin lol x

sunspirits wrote:

lovin it hun! keep em comin lol x

Hiya Sunspirit, Posted that on here a few weeks ago, for some reason cant access the site from my smartphone and been having to drag out my laptop to browse the boards, Not been on in a few days so loads of new posts to catchup on. Glad you liked it, have posted a few on the new boards in batches as i was clearing out my email but a few people seem to be disgruntled at jokes being on the posts so havent put on any more for a while. :frowning: :frowning: Roisin xo

Hi Roisin, Keep posting the jokes I for one like them. And you always say its a joke why do people read the post if they don’t like a joke. MS has taken alot from me at times but thank god its left my sense of humor and I can laugh Mark xox