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I've changed the rude word

Here’s something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing

‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned 75).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him,

Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

‘Oh no,’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?

'I said, ‘Not much… my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?

‘No, I don’t,’ I said.

He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?’

‘No,’ I said…

He looked at me and said, ‘Then, why do you give a hits?’

Thanks for the laugh whilst I can’t sleep

Hi Barney The Night Owl,we all need to thank Fran Campion,as she sent me this and Megalol

Wb