Is the MS Society lacking in humour?

after the day i was diagnosed with progresive ms my life has been up,down, side to side, dark, strange, but when i came back to reality ok i have ms its taken away a lot ! but it wont take my sense of humour

So I wake up this morning totally distorted, cant stand, cant crawl, cant dress myself, cant even put a sock on, manage to get to my living room crawling like a snake, cant reach the curtains, cant turn the heating on,manage to smash a glass on the way, finally got myself on the sofa ( bear in mind if there was a fire in the house Im dead by now,cant reach the door handle) so I lay on the sofa for three hours, watching the tv freezing to death, this has happened before and ended with ambulance men forcing the door, well 10 hours later Im sat her back to “normal”, why does this keep happening? it used to be a yearly thing, now it every other week asked the nuero and he just shrugged his shoulders, dare not make any plans or arraingment, just in case the monster returns, I always go to bed feeling fine, then the goblins come and get me, so when I wake up Im knackered, by bodily functions return after a few hours, so thats why I dont want the hospital, last time they kept me in for 4 week, just giving me steroids, did me know good, this fecking MS.