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Guido and the blonde

Guido and the blonde

>
> A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at
> his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular
> young blonde woman.
>
> Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
> apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom
> where he rattled her senseless.
>
> After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
> She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
>
> Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
>
> This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion…
>
> The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"
> Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
> him and softly says, "No."
>
> Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied.
> Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,
> he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking,
> clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
>
> Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping…
>
> Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly
> and asked again, "You finish?"
>
> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his
> ear…
>
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> *"No, I’m Norwegian.

Ronin

Brilliant, thanks.

Pam