Two blonde hunters go into the woods and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer.
After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they’ve forgotten a bottle opener.
The first blonde hunter turns to the second and says, “You’ve gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer.”
“No way,” says the second. “By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food.”
“I promise I won’t,” replies the other hunter. “Just hurry!”
Nine full days pass and there’s still no sign of the second hunter. Exasperated and starving, the first hunter digs into the sandwiches.
Suddenly, the second hunter pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it!
I’m not friggin’ going!"