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Everyday living
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.

Graham said: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Nigel said: “That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Andrew said: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that Gary has not said a word.

So they asked him: “What you had to do to be able to come fishing? What’s the deal?”

Gary said: “Nothing. I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing or Sex" …………………

…………………… and she said, “Don’t forget to wear a sweater"

any resemblance between characters portrayed herein and real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental

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Lol, have just choked on a crisp!!

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Maybe you should stick to Polos…At least you can breathe through them,but you might whistle a bit

Wb

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ha ha, polos don’t taste like marmite crisps tho!!

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Ah,you need to fashion a hole in your crisp of choice then fit the polo.I’m calling them Breath Freshening Safety Crisps.

Wb

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I’ll try that, might be sick though!!!

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That’s what the hole is for,to stop you choking

Wb

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Cough cough - didn’t work