Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
Graham said: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Nigel said: “That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Andrew said: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that Gary has not said a word.
So they asked him: “What you had to do to be able to come fishing? What’s the deal?”
Gary said: “Nothing. I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing or Sex" …………………
…………………… and she said, “Don’t forget to wear a sweater"
any resemblance between characters portrayed herein and real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental