Doctors Receptionist Joke

Ear Infection
This is so true!

They always ask at the doctor’s reception why you are there, and you
have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is

There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you
tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I
know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the
Doctor for today?'

‘There’s something wrong with my willy’, he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn’t come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or
something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in

The man replied, 'You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of
strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.The man then decided to
walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice.
‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t wee out of it,’ he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you’re going to lose!

Hope you liked it.

Shazzie xx

Love it :slight_smile: Sue x


i was asked what i wanted to see the doctor for, it was for a bladder infection.

i was annoyed at the receptionist and i took great delight in handing her my specimen!!!

wish it had leaked on her.

carole x

Great joke Shazzie.

Carole that so reminds me of something that happened to me. I was on the bus with my sample bottle wrapped up inside my handbag. So not to miss my stop I stood up before the bus stopped and dropped my handbag. Of course out rolled the sample bottle all the way from the back of the bus down towards the door with me in hot pursuit with a very red face.I couldn’t get off the bus quickly enough!

Best one I’ve heard in ages thanks Shazzie. Oh so true!!! I did LOL. Janet x

Brilliant! Sounds like a quick witted guy.


Glad you liked it Sue, Dinks, Janet and Theresa. And Carole, that is so funny. Doctors receptionists are a pain aren’t they? Mind you I used to be one about ten years ago and was really conscious of not causing embarrassment. They don’t seem to worry now.

Have a lovely day. It’s sunny here in Bristol. Hope it is where you are.

Shazzie xx

Love it Shazzie, good on the old chap!! Linda x

Like it - I may steal it

JBK xx

All yours JBK!! Glad you like it Linda. Made me LOL!


This reminds me of a ‘humorous’ birthday card l bought - lt was a picture of a GP Reception area - and an old geezer had pee’d through the letter box. The caption was ‘l see Mr Barnes - has posted his urine sample again’. The card was for my uncle George [Barnes].

l’ve just had a stay in hospital - and l was using a plastic bottle to empty my SPC into - one of the nurses thought it was apple juice.

Oh dear Fran that is funny. Good job the nurse didn’t have a crafty sip while you were sleeping.

Hope you are doing ok.

Shazzie xx