A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s surgery, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first examination.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and, being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
‘Breast-fed,’ she replied…‘Well, strip down to your waist,’ the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You’re not expressing any milk.
‘I know,’ she said, ‘I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came’.