Dear Thyroid Gland, just writing to wish you the very best of luck with your blood test next week. Try your best to behave normally on the day and then go hypo after it’s all over to put the doctors completely off track and make the patient suffer as much as possible. She’s trying to get another six weeks off work, so if you play dumb on the day she will have to be referred to the MS clinic. THEN start acting up and bombard her with all the wrong hormone levels you can muster. Until, that is, she has another test when you need to act normally again. Let me know if you need any help. Regards Pituitary Gland xx Apparently it is Thyroid awareness month and we should write to OU thyroid glands…honest! My letter is above!
Dear Pituitary,what a marvellous idea, to write to ones organs,offal and physiological systems.‘Back in the Day’ a standard message should have been sent to stomach,liver ,kidneys and gonads on friday afternoon that the weekend was starting and there would be no respite 'til monday.
I hope Ms T Gland does well next week and everybody else behaves nicely to show their support.
Regards,
Woblyboy’s neuron x