Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.
If this does not make you laugh out loud , you have lost your sense of humour.
The other night l was invited out for a night with the girls,
l told my husband l would be home by midnight, l promise!
Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3am , a bit tippsy,l headed for home.
Just as l got in the door, the cukoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.
realizing this could wake him up,
l cucooke another 9 times.
l was really proud of myself for coming up with such a qick witted solution, in order to escape conflict with him.
( Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos Midnight .
The next morning… my husband asked me what time l got home,
l told him Midnight. he didnt seem botherd in the least,
Whew , l got away with that one!
Then he said " We need a new cuckoo clock,
Whenl asked him why he said,
Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said Oh shit,
cuckooed another4 times , clearded its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Hope this made you smile,
Margaret ( Charlie B )
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