Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.

If this does not make you laugh out loud , you have lost your sense of humour.

The other night l was invited out for a night with the girls,

l told my husband l would be home by midnight, l promise!

Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3am , a bit tippsy,l headed for home.

Just as l got in the door, the cukoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.

realizing this could wake him up,

l cucooke another 9 times.

l was really proud of myself for coming up with such a qick witted solution, in order to escape conflict with him.

( Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos Midnight .

The next morning… my husband asked me what time l got home,

l told him Midnight. he didnt seem botherd in the least,

Whew , l got away with that one!

Then he said " We need a new cuckoo clock,

Whenl asked him why he said,

Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said Oh shit,

cuckooed another4 times , clearded its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,

giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Hope this made you smile,

Margaret ( Charlie B )

And mine too :slight_smile: excellent


have seen this several times-didnt stop me reading it again and laughing hysterically! thanks.

ellie x (a frozen ellie-hope the fire man comes this afternoon to fix it!)

nice one made me LOL

jaki xx

this wit at its finest ha raaa

lov it…xxx.