Cheap Christmas Not MS

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” ‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.” Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!” She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You’re NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Sorted! They’re coming for Christmas - and they’re paying their own way.”

Very good.

My former mother-in-law and I only had one thing in common - she hated me, and I hated her.

No herd of wild horses would ever be able to drag me back to that misery!


Lol I escaped that misery when I divorced my ex husband x

Good one LOL



Now that is funny!

luv Pollx

my mate told me his mother-in-law is an angel

i said you are lucky mine is still alive