my sweet son billy just asked me did i want anything from the bakery. i was deeply involved in my finances and said no thanks. he brought me a pasty anyway and i just left in lying on my thigh and continued trying to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
then i got a growing sense of warmth on my leg, just thought ms to blame but it got very hot and then i noticed the pasty! so instead of ms it was a rather nice pasty!