oh look it’s a castle… oh look another castle… oh look a castle. is it being a fish that made you go all awry?
You made me think of Dory in Finding Nemo Best moments of Dory - Finding Nemo - YouTube
Mick
goldfish have a very limited short term memory!
What’s your point? Are you saying that if I’m a bit forgetful that I’m a goldfish?
McG
I prefer the one about a pink panther.
If that’s right you don’t have a leg to stand on.
Sometimes it takes someone with the intellect of a duck to answer these questions.
I may have the intellect of a duck (who’ve thought it?) but I’m afraid I can’t get to grips with any of the random musings of a bunch of goldfish. Maybe they’re too clever for me? §ue
I know what you mean, the Pink Panther had great style
M
hello my lovely goldfish, ducks and fogwits
it’s too blinkin hot to sleep so yet another sleepless night.
hope you are nice and cool.
change of name to sweaty betty.
Morning all! I know what you mean, Carole, 'cos I’ve been up since 4.30 am! Now, if I were a goldfish, I could float in some nice cool water all day.
an interesting fact about goldfish s that their growth is linked to the size of their environment. If they’re in a huge pool they become huge. Not sure what happens if you transfer a huge goldfish to a small pool - does it shrink?? And something odd happened to me last night - was trying to get through to my bank on the phone - usual music then the announcement ‘you are 9th in the queue’ - hung on, more music then another announcement - ‘you are now 10th in the queue’ – where does it all end - if I’d hung on I’d be the 2000th in the queue by now. So I gave up, fed the goldfish and went to bed with Hilary Mantel.
If you place a huge goldfish in a small tank it would be bent and probably bruised which sounds cruel to me. Nearly as cruel as waking in a telephone queue with crappy Muzak. I meant Waiting
M
Where do you get huge goldfish?
from a huge goldfish shop… obviously
I would be surprised if you could get one online, having a huge goldfish stuck in the letterbox has all sorts of ramifications
M
Haigh Hall, a huge stately home type of building, in Wigan has huge, i mean vast and enormous goldfish in its pond.
i’ve heard that if you put a small fish in there it will grow to their size.
fairground goldfish are quite frail and die almost straight away.
dad flushed a lot down the loo when we were kids.
RSPF? we have RSPB for birds and RSPCA for animals so what about the fish.
unless it’s covered in batter and comes with chips and mushy peas in which case i don’t want any do-gooders getting between me and my fish supper.
this silliness is getting a bit/lot over the top.
salt & batter(y) perhaps [or vinigary]
I don’t know why I didn’t think of that!! Dad has fish in his pond carp and things but you never see them! He has a natural pond so there s foliage and they hide underneath there’s absolutely no coaxing them out… might have something to do with the plastic crocodile and heron he has on the pond (scare the birds off) and yes we know that’s pure taste! Has anyone been watching dark waters with Jeremy wade? It’s really interesting to be fair. I don’t like under water it’s both fascinating an the most frightening place on earth ! There’s some real monsters deep down …and im mot sure any amount of mushy peas or salt and vinegar could make them appetizing
I’ve recently acquired a goldfish (don’t ask how) and I’m looking for a name. So far I have eliminated:- Bubbles Alan Turing Wanda and Achilles. Please help as I am running out of time before it finds a way to freedom. Regards, Professor Evil
i dislike buying whole fish.
those glassy eyes put me right off.
now i want fish and chips!
made a chicken thai green curry though.
the chippy could well win!