Letter police would be very busy around these parts what with bad spelling practices and there is a crook or two we have a rubber fingers there is bound to be a sticky fingers around somewhere… If you do meet flopsy don’t shake hands ! Welcome to the fog x
“Manscaping prohibited” Got the signs on order Mick !!!
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alright flopsy
glad to ave you ere in the fog
shes right abaht that sticky fingers bloke though
mind you I don’t trust rubber nor anyone with the name fingers in there name
McG
Hi, Rubber Fingers!
I think CWC (whatever it’s supposed to mean, it’s appropriate) is the right person to request membership of the Coven from. Although personally, I suspect ownership of your own broomstick qualifies you admirably. (Between you and I, no one has ever been refused membership of the Coven!)
Autocorrect comes from the devil. Although as an iPad user, it’s fairly useful even though it sometimes autocorrects to the wrong word. (I must say, it has come in quite handy as I’ve never known how to spell the word diarrhoea for example!) But then I don’t actually believe in the devil. So whatever - let the thunder of whatever gods you like rain down upon me!
That is probably the first (and possibly the last) time anyone said ‘Mick has a point … about philosophy’, or even ‘Mick has a point’. People are more likely to say ‘Mick is a Fogwit’. This is a fact proven over some years (if you replace the word fog with another). Micks main skill is googling random words and phrases and illustrating them with cartoons and such. (I am ignoring for the moment that Mick is actually an ace photographer! And an all round nice person.)
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Thanks for the welcome chaps/chapesses! Well, the spell checker didn’t like that one at all. (Mick - I dread to think what it came up with with such long words to cope with!)
It’s OK 'cos I’m wearing me Marigolds - haha! So all those with ‘fingers’, step forward.
We should also mention that Mick is also our resident Cheesemeister.
There isn’t a curd or whey unknown to him and in quantities considered detrimental to physical and mental health.
Rf
(Marigolds! Are you the Queen?)
We should also mention that Mick is also our resident Cheesemeister.
There isn’t a curd or whey unknown to him and in quantities considered detrimental to physical and mental health.
Rf
(Marigolds! Are you the Queen?)
We should also mention that Mick is also our resident Cheesemeister.
There isn’t a curd or whey unknown to him and in quantities considered detrimental to physical and mental health.
Rf
(Marigolds! Are you the Queen?)
Cheese clearly causes stuttering
And there was me thinking it was the Marigolds. He’s not used to rubber gloves. More rubber fingers than gloves I suspect.
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thanks for staying up all night, leaving me twenty odd messages to read after only one coffee! going to make another coffee and if my marbles return in working order you may (or may not) be treated to some words of wisdom. carole x
This is a question for Mick.
In a cheese fight, what would win, Manchego or Gruyere? (Obviously Gorgonzola would beat either, especially the full strength piccante type, and Brie is a total wuss, easily beaten up by any other cheese, unless it’s the super ripe variety!)
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marble remain missing so words of wisdom i will not be providing. question for you all. i’m nearly at the bottom of a glass of merlot, should i have another or cut my losses? i’ve decided that i’ll leave it for now. made a fab spaghetti bolognese and opened the bottle to use in cooking it. hating waste so odds on that i have another later. i cook it in small bits, mince, onion then grated garlic - at this point i stopped for a fatigue break. my son, Jack, cannot resist nicking a spoonful from the pan and he got a spoonful of raw garlic. his face!!!
Marbles will probably not be found at the bottom of a merlot bottle.
Although it’s worth checking that out later, just in case!
After all, what kind of spag bol can be eaten without a glass or two of red wine?
Jack probably deserved raw garlic!
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Have you checked for your marbles under the kitchen table? They have a habit of rolling into the most inaccessible places.
Hmmm, although my favourite is Gruyere, i reckon that in a fight the Manchego would do more damage and deliver wilder dreams. If I want a really psychedelic trip I would mix the manchego with some dodgy goat or a little vicious Roquefort.
I am seriously out of practice so I need to rebuild my cheese tolerance.
I need to find a “serious” cheese shop near my new home.
Mick
sounds like a valuable lesson. I once took a huge swig from a glass of what I thought was G&T and it was just a powerful Gin. I do not plan to do that again.
Is it Thursday?
I thought we all did Marble Rolling on Thurdays.
Isn’t a merlot a small carnivore from South Africa with a (strangely) Russian accent.
AD
Sir,
I thought you might benefit from listening to some crazy bongos
Not Bingo
Mick