Brain Fog

indeed but he did write “the female of the species is more deadly than the male” Space - Female Of The Species - YouTube

‘The Female of the Species’. This 1911 poem is well-known for its line, ‘the female of the species is more deadly than the male’. Focusing, as we might expect from a Kipling poem, on animals as well as humans – the Himalayan bear and the cobra are both mentioned – Kipling concludes that women are deadlier than men in many cases. Misogynistic fear or feminist affirmation of women’s power? As with the race issue with Kipling, readers remain divided.

Mick (still recharging)

i agree. Mr Kipling’s cakes are far too sweet, just thinking of them gives me tooth ache. he should stick to poetry.

He can’t hold a candle to Foggie poetry though.

“The was a young man from Cheam.”

(anyone?)

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“He was like a man from a dream …”

He kept on selling garbage

“Tarted up to look like fine fare”

and now we can’t see him anywhere.

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That was fabulous team.

Lets try another one.

“Eeny meeny miney moe.”

Rudyard himself would have said “No”

That doesn’t scan well, does it?

Catch a foxy by its toe…

(Exceedingly PC)

How about: “a thread called Brain Fog was started by Durer…”

Sue & Carole were hoping the boys were maturer

So Mother Duck had to step in

To save her daughter from sin …

(Hope you don’t mind me, a newbie, joining in!)

Hallooo Flopsy!

A big welcome to you.

(do you feel foggy?)

Albrecht Durer

Hello, Herr Durer!

Thanks for the welcome.

Oh yes - you may call me Foggy Flopsy - lol! Especially after a slug of gin - here, I’ve poured you a glass - ice and lemon?

But it was too late, the duckling was soaked in gin.

And welcome to the Foggy limerick theme as well as to the Fog in general Flopsy.

May I add, the gin is wasted on Mr Durer.

But any spare will always be drunk by someone here. And a little ice plus lemon (or lime perhaps?) would always be nice.

§ue

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