I’m hoping for cheese on Saturday too. I am now very hungry. Today’s food was chicken consommé. That’s it. Lots of liquid, none of it very lovely.
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in that case it would be very rude of me to tell you about the amazing picnic we just had.
Doh, hold that thought till after Saturday
Mick
Now I have to imagine your amazing picnic! What would I want an amazing picnic to include? Obviously cheese of several types, suitable bread for said picnic, snack things of various kinds, a huge number of foods that have been off my dietary list for some time (salads, olives, grapes, a whole load of lovely foodstuffs!) Wine of course, a definite requirement, given the weather, maybe a nice dry Provençal Rosé (Whispering Angel perhaps)? Aw, I must stop this torture. I’ll go and have some weak black tea instead.
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Weak black tea … mmmmmm.
It’s a pain for bowel prep I have had to 3 endoscopes, I end up really sore for all of them. Good luck with the operation Sue
Kay
poor sue
being so deprived is just not fair.
myself i find being a bit depraved is less depressing.
hope you soon feel well enough to indulge in some depravity!
So colonoscopy now finished. There’s nothing wrong with me! Well, apart from the obvious that is.
Depravity will be inked into the calendar for tomorrow. There shall be gin, maybe a few pringles or crisps (gin is nicer with crisps I find), then wine, nice food and maybe pudding. Then I shall do it all again on Sunday hahahaha!!
Let the gin fuelled fog begin.
§ue
good news, have loads of fun
M
Yah. I thought so. You were just full of (removed by moderator)
The man who inverted Spell Check died this morning.
May he rust in piss
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I don’t feel very comfortable with the level of profanity being used on this thread. My little girl Sssue was very carefully reared and has never come into contact with such rudities as have been thrown about willy-nilly on here. And yes, I do realise that word could have certain other connotations, but in common parlance it just has the same meaning as hither and thither.
Please don’t ruin her innocence.
SM
Hither and Thither for Fogs sake and you talk about rudities, have you never heard of ancient Anglo Saxon oaths? Quite frankly I am appalled and when it comes to appalling I know a thing or two.
Mick
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Dear Mr Appalling,
Can you advise me about my Anglo-Saxon Oath. I have one that I use on a daily basis but it’s getting grey and bit grubby. Can I put it in the washing machine on a cool wash and low spin setting? Or should I use the dish washer with extra Dettol?
Mrs Trellis.
N. Wales
I should think that her innocence was ruined a long time ago.
Mrs Trellis , I clean my oaths with a mixture of Semtex and Napalm followed by a short spin in the average hadron collider installed in my shed. Failing that some nitromors and brillo will deal with surface muck.
mick
I’m sorry about my mother. She’s an old-fashioned old duck and likes to keep her blinkered views of life. You’d think she’d never met me!
I’ll try to keep her restrained in future (in the duck house). Swear away so long as the mods don’t catch you. I’m still surprised that Rubber Fingers got away with that extreme rudity the other day!
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Mrs Trellis
I thought that the whole point of Anglo-Saxon Oaths was that they were supposed to be grey and grubby. The more ‘used’, the increase in value. So I shouldn’t put yours in a washing machine or dishwasher. Unless you have the right kind of equipment (as Mick clearly has) don’t try and scrub them up to be all shiny, you’ll knock quite a lot of Wergeld/Danegeld off the value.
§ue
Thank both for your answers, which I have filed away at the bottom of the parrot cage. I used to use the Daily Mail but Captain Flint much prefers your output upon which to express his opinions. Mr Appalling; are you saying that 50lbs of uranium 235 would not be suitable to shift the unsightly (not to say unmentionable) stains from my Oath? Nuclear fission being the preferred choice of Mr Trellis. And, to you Ms (make your mind up) Ssssue, isn’t it past your bedtime? Your mother is right to be worried about you. A girl of your age shouldn’t know about the sort of patina that Oaths develop; if used properly. Make sure that your shoes are polished for Church tomorrow and remember to save a tuppence of your pocket money for the collection plate. Mrs Trellis
Mrs Trellis,
Does Mr Trellis have a friend up North called Kim? If so he should think at least twice before trying to shine his oaths, it is no less safe to follow the advice of the Trumpian buffoon which is to say the first thing that comes to what passes for a mind and then say the exact opposite and deny ever having said anything. The moderators would have their hands full with those idiots. They should all be cast Hither and Thither if not Willy-Nilly.
M