I hope you didn’t mean the last time you buy from Dodgy Durer or the Daft Duc()?
(That’s the way I read it at first!)
I wouldn’t buy anything from Dodgy Durer, or his doppelgänger AnthonyA, nor that reprobate Rubber Fingers (or any of those Fingers people). Cheap cr@ppy ()noc()offs if you ask me.
Sue
For Sale
Gravity
New stock just in.
Available in 1oz, 2oz, 4oz, 8oz, 1lb, 2lb and 4lb sizes
Also available in liquid form (whole litres only)
Exciting range of colours
Guaranteed to add weight to anything, anywhere
Hundreds of useful applications
Handy around the home or office
Free post and packing
A Durer Enterprises.
Gravity Sales Division
For Sale
Gravity
New stock just in.
Available in 1oz, 2oz, 4oz, 8oz, 1lb, 2lb and 4lb sizes
Also available in liquid form (whole litres only)
Exciting range of colours
Guaranteed to add weight to anything, anywhere
Hundreds of useful applications
Handy around the home or office
Free post and packing
A Durer Enterprises.
Gravity Sales Division
That sounds like just what I need. Some gravity for adhesion to Earth for pesky things that won’t stay on the ground (eg helium filled balloons). Does it come in pink?
What would the price be for say 8 ounces of pink gravity?
Okra x
I have foggin’ big issues with gravity (metric , imperial or pink) I think it is a malevolent force that spoils lots of days, and for that reason “I’m out”
Mic()
I do see what you mean Mic(). That gravity is a serious weapon for bad people to do wic()ed things with.
I’ve had problems with gravity before. It often causes bruises.
§ue
Idiot. Ever thought of just tying your balloons to something that weighs a lot? Like yourself?
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I only know about newton’s as we did it at work. (I work in a secondary school)
Kay
Newton’s what?
Cradle? Did he even have a baby?
I’ll put you down for a couple of bottles then.
Green alright?
AD
(Area Sales Representative, CEO and President World Wide Operations)
No. No bottles, green or otherwise. You can tell that old skinflint Albrecht, he’s had more than enough of my money, what with the rhino dung debacle, the socks and the ‘Duck Pond Cleanser (keeping your home weed free)’ scam!
He’s not having any more of my hard won benefits.
§ue
I think you may be getting it wrong because ‘gravity’ is an abstract concept - I think the further you are from the equator the stronger this abstraction called gravity is - oddly enough there is a higher incidence of m.s the further away form the equator you live. Eureka - I have linked gravity with m.s. (I knew it was nothing to do with your birth month.)
I assume that with a name such as yours, you do not work in a Welsh secondary school
Mic()
It’s a type of measure like lbs and ounces kilos and grams 7 newtons.
That is why there are no recorded cases of MS on the Moon.
what about the unrecorded cases?
Are you suggesting that there is a cover up?
I think we should get someone gullible enough to write to NASA.
We could also ask about the clusterglit conspiracy, string theory and how gravity behaves near the event horizon and the consequent number of MS cases.
mick
Why don’t you write to NASA Mic()?
§ue
