Brain Fog

Cool I reckon I can do 3 without Google and maybe 4 if I used Google

M

Hmmmm let me see

  1. What was the name of the main character in Jane Austen’s classic work, ‘Emma’? THAT WOULD BE HENRY
  2. Which king of England had more than 5 wives? EMMA PERHAPS
  3. Who famously ‘Could have danced all night’ in a film based on George Bernard Shaws play Pygmalion? NOT THE FOGGIEST IDEA
  4. What is the name of the taxi driver who won Mastermind in 1980? ROD CLEETHORPS OR SOMETHING
  5. What was the name of the ventriloquist whose dummy was called Emu? FRED HOUSEBOAT
  6. Where did William the Conqueror come from? PEVENSEY
  7. What is the English translation of the French word ‘bulot’? NO IDEA
  8. Why is Albrecht Durer? WHY INDEED (ITS ALL ABOUT THE BASS)
  9. Who lost their bus pass in Todmorden yesterday? WHERE? IF YOU’D SAID TOOTING THE ANSWER WOULD BE LIONEL BLAIR -OBVIOUSLY
  10. What the Fog? AN ANAGRAM OF WTF?

Oh tremendous. You have exceeded your hitherto underachieving best.

(btw, the English translation of the word ‘bulot’ is INEDIBLE (But still occasionally appearing on menus to trip up the unwary English speaker!)

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Why is the sky blue when the sun lives there you’d think it’d be happier … I’d like to submit that question as an additional for round 3 as for round 1 it passed me by and round 2 i have put my answers in a bottle and put it in the river got everything crossed… what was the prize again?? Mick let us all know what it was when you get it x

not sure any prizes going anywhere unless it is East Cheam.

If the elusive prize is cheese based I shall be miffed.

Mick

I think I could have a go at some of these. The main character in Jane Austen’s novels is, of course, Jane Austen. Easy. Which king of England had more than 5 wives? Henry VI, Edward VI, George VI and James VI; obviously. Who famously ‘Could have danced all night? That was Lionel Blair. What is the name of the taxi driver who won? None of them. Because they won’t go South of the river after 8 pm. What was the name of the ventriloquist dummy? Er, David Cameron? Where did William the Conqueror come from? Fort William What is the English translation of the French word ‘bulot’? That’s a bit rude for a family show! Why is Albrecht Durer? Who? Who lost their bus pass in Todmorden yesterday? Probably you and I haven’t got it. What the Fog? Why, where, how, when and who cares? That should get me first prize. You know where to send my chipped mug and T-shirt. Thank you. AD

There you go

Chipped chip - Men’s Premium T-Shirt

I hope you both remembered to submit your entry fee to AD. There will be no prizes awarded if he doesn’t make at least a fiver. And obviously he’ll be keeping all the cheese for himself.

(Thought of you this lunchtime Mick as I had a total cheese fest - ricotta and spinach cannelloni with a superb layer of melted gooey cheesy loveliness covering the top!)

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mmmmm sounds wicked

Mick

Hmmmm.

  1. Your answers aren’t as good as Micks. So you didn’t come first in this round.

  2. You are the one who started the quiz off with round one, so it’s impossible for you to come first. Equally, it’s now impossible for me to come first.

Stewards enquiry ?

Why? Don’t you want to win this round?

You would have hated it!

coz I’m an idiot

M

It’s immaterial what the prize is as we don’t know which river is going to have your bottle sailing down it.

We need dope testing.

Oooh… more quiz… brain is being activated to send answers…

That mug needs mould testing.

They broke the mould then they made the mug.

Look out world!