Brain Fog

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10422

So that’s the reason why I have so much stupidly fast growing, thick hair (like the rest of me, fast growing and thick). Not sufficient stress in my life. So to make my hair a bit thinner and growing a bit slower, I should start opening mail, reading the paper (instead of either making paper aeroplanes or papier-mâché dinosaurs), and listening to radio 4?

And of course avoiding those pastimes (what is paper quilling anyway? And does ‘collecting cheese labels’ also involve eating the cheese?)

You should be a hair stylist AD. You’d be brilliant at it.

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10423

Oh fur fat snake…

… bring on the thought police !

M

10424

hello preacher/aloe peachier is an auto immune disease.

already got one and have no need for another.

sorry anthony.

if you become a hair stylist you could take tips from my lovely lewis.

he unpicks new clothes and remakes them to be a bit different.

sssue

if you employ AD as your hair stylist and he makes a pigs ear of it, you can borrow lovely lewis.

catch the 540 bus and ask for the stop after the church.

i’ll have a brew waiting although i prefer gin.

xxxx

10425

To answer your questions, “paper quilling” is, of course, a euphemism. Collecting cheese labels has nothing to do with eating it. I am brilliant at it.

However, you are doomed to spend your life as an untidy clump behind the sofa less you mend your ways.

AD

10426

too rude man

10427

I already have two, autoimmune disease that is, what’s one more I seem to be collecting them Kay

10428

To misquote Lady Bracknell,

“To get one autoimmune disease, Ms. Kay, may be regarded as a misfortune; to get two looks like carelessness.”

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10429

I have an underactive thyroid plus celiac disease I really don’t want another but ho hum.

10430

did you not mean “A haaaaaaaaandbaaag?”

ungraded ‘O’ level English Litrature

but Phd in cheese

10431

Are you sure you don’t want another? I’ve got a couple to spare.

They’d be fairly realistically priced. (I’m learning commercial skills from our leader AD.)

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10432

I’ve got a feeling that trading in Autoimmune Diseases might be frowned on by Oliver and the other Mods and Rockers. Are you licenced?

10433

No thanks I think I have enough. Lol

10434

I don’t see that trading in autoimmune diseases is something that requires a license. It’s not like I’m trading in rare and/or exotic viruses or endangered (or dangerous or both endangered and dangerous) animals.

And it’s not like you to be so nit picky. I suspect the mods and rockers would leave me alone happily trading in diseases so long as I don’t swear while doing it.

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10435

Are you absolutely sure? You need three to get accepted into the MAD group (that’s ‘Multiple Autoimmune Disease’ gang - some stick in the muds prefer to call it Syndrome rather than Disease, but I think that’s nuts).

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10436

You do need a license. I’ve just invented it. Available for a minimum of four AI diseases going up to 120 for the full masochistic experience. Full MAD membership is also up for grabs with a student “Licentiate” option for those still in the early stages or Limbo. For a price list send a stamped addressed giraffe to: Durer Towers (Licencing) E Cheam etc.

10437

it is considered rude to stamp a giraffe, on a par with Orangutan nipple beating in the RSPCA proscribed activity list.

The inspectors are on their way.

Mick

10438

I’m off down the pub.

10439

Beware it is snowing out there!

10440

And most knitted hats are troublesome to fit over giraffe heads, what with ears and little horn things. That’s assuming you have a head at all. If you don’t have a head, what’s the point of going to the pub? It would be problematic drinking beer or eating crisps without a mouth. And a head is generally a prerequisite for a mouth. So you might get cold. And for little benefit.

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10441

Starfish have a mouth but no head, although I haven’t seen many in my local?

I think the barnacles scared them away?

Dr A