a good source of anti scurvy protein on a ship especially as every ships cat has 9 tails
M
Would a cat be a good source of vitamin C? Or only when the 9 tails are being used? Maybe there’s vitamin C in the blood?
I’m just visualising all the other occupants of said ship licking the wounds caused by the cats 9 tails.And perhaps that would make the punishment even worse!
Sorry. But you put the thought in my head!
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“Gulp!”
Sue,
I am becoming concerned that you may have been subjected to too much Dairylea as a youngster. If this is the case the only surefire antidote is a bucket of gin backed up with a brillo pad and Brasso to clean up the pustules.
M
count your tails… you will be fine
M
I think you might be right. I did have a LOT of Dairylea as a child.
I don’t mind the bucket of gin as a remedy, but am uncertain about garnishing with Brillo pads and brasso.
And the thought was put in my head by you. It wasn’t already there!!
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please accept my apologies, I will also make do with the Gin and hope to avoid the Brillo therapy…
As for cleaning up my mind and growing up enough to get past schoolboy humour, I think stronger drugs may be required or a specific vintage of Manchego and Port
Mick
Apology accepted. And brain scrub will take place later today as prescribed by you (minus the Brillo pad, but I may try the brasso, sounds like it could be an interesting addition to the gin.)
Hmmm, I suspect the Manchego and Port therapy might be needed here too. Schoolgirl humour?
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always happy to share
Mick
I need to borrow that rhino, I suspect some c-a-t is peeing in my garden (bloody tablet replaces c a t with adam), these are not even similar!!!
morning!
i see that you have all been busy with the nonsense.
who’s have thought that sheep’s cheese would have generated so many posts?
thanks for reminding me of captain pugwash!
your challenge for today (if you care to accept) is to write more, funnier nonsense.
Carole,
Pugwash still makes me snigger, I think my challenge for today is to get off my backside and do something useful while the sun is shining, that idea will certainly make my wife laugh.
M
Here at Durer Towers our Think Tank is brimful of ideas.
For a sample pack send only $49.95 (cash) to A Durer, E. Cheam etc. and claim your free trial membership.
Apart from that it’s been a quiet week.
AD
And if I only have $50 rather than exactly $49.95, I suppose you’ll return me the 5 cents change together with my ‘brimful of ideas’?
I bet you wouldn’t. I’d end up with 3 pee Sterling or whatever the exchange rate stands at on that day. Or 3 pees; knowing how much you like taking the pee, I should think you have a surfeit of pee.
And this ‘free’ membership, how does that work if I have to pay for the sample pack? Don’t tell me, I imagine the free trial membership comes into being if I like the sample pack!
Can I have a free sample (or a ‘taster’ if you like) of what’s included in the sample pack? To see if I want to pay for a sample pack in order to take up your offer of free membership?
Or would I have to pay for the sample of the sample? In what currency would that be? The Vietnamese Dong? And would that be cash only? There’s an awful lot of Dong to the U.K. pound you know.
Or do I mean you’re an awful big Dong?
Do let me know, I’m getting terribly confused.
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Sue
Large Dong belongs in the “Pugwash naughty corner”
You do really want the Manchego & Port
M
Mick
I’m working up to the bucket of gin treatment first. Mr Sssue put extra ice cube bags in the freezer earlier. He said, ‘I expect you’ll be wanting…’ ‘A bucket of gin’, I interjected. He refused on the grounds that I would be drunk. I don’t think he understood that was the point!! I have to settle for a ladylike glass. (And that doesn’t call for a ‘that’s no lady …’ type joke.)
If the gin isn’t a cure, I’ll aim for the port tomorrow. But I might like, perhaps Gorgonzola as opposed to Manchego. Would it have the same curative effect for my kind of psychological type of complaint?
Or would it have to be Manchego? Or perhaps a small cheeseboard with some nice biscuits?
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Sue,
I only said Manchego because that works for me, I love the idea of a cheese board and biscuits. As a child of the UN PC 60s I thought Buckets were for boys and pails for girls,however in this chuffin’ “everything must be equal” age perhaps we should both settle for a trough.
Here’s mine (forget water it is Gin)
Well that definitely helps with the spilling ones bucket/pail/glass. A trough it is.
And in this gender bias free world in which we live, a trough is definitely suitable for both girls and boys. Even the naughty ones who snigger at Captain Pugwash and stupid jokes about Dongs.
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Gender neutrality dictates that a trough is also acceptable to our LGBT brothers and sisters, and everyone else who does not give a damn.
here is the team searching for maturity
M (still sniggering)
dammit - I just found this
Now I’m disappointed. Not just about Captain Pugwash and the dirty names, I’m extremely disappointed that a woman did not get pregnant after eating a squids sperm sack.
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