i can’t copy and paste but i just ordered a new keypad from amazon £29.99 so i’ll be writing questions willy nilly it should be here tomorrow
So there’ll be ???s galore. We’ll all be expecting a plethora of questions to be heading this way. I hope you’ve got some good ones lined up.
How about why does AD want to impersonate me? And does he think I’m a complete idiot? (Don’t anyone answer that!) Not to mention why does he think his picture of a cartoon duck might confuse people into thinking he is me?
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OK, let’s try this cunning disguise.
Who on earth is that most attractive duck? Looks just my type.
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Not the response I was expecting, but I can live with it.
Oh I say AD! How very fetching! Never would I have thought of a cows udder for a hat! Mick hold on the illustration that could be horrific!!
See AD, told you it was an excellent picture. (Is that the one you had enlarged and shrunk and offered for sale complete with a signature? I might re think my ‘no I don’t want one’ knee jerk reaction!)
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sue
if AD’s latest profile picture is meant to be you, note that the duck is holding a big wooden spoon.
great for rapping the knuckles of naughty chaps!
I thought it was a reference to my well known skill in the culinary arts.
But there’s me thinking about the subtext of the portrait. Knowing that AD is a renowned artist and all that.
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FB you are absolutely right, I could not help it so I searched for Udder hats, fortunately I will not post any of the results.
Mick
What subtext?
You’ve got me worried now.
Thereby saving the Moderators from a terrible responsibility.
Mick I really hope you haven’t given yourself nightmares between those images and the cheese before bed …
Buggering hell, I’m behind again, taken all day to catch up. Please don’t think I’m being pedantic (like this word, hence the repetition) but isn’t Mr D now a penguin? or a rare flamingo? 1 that can cook? whilst I’m being pedantic ( got it in again) can you have black ducks? Grebes aren’t ducks, are they? I’m confused, as always. xx
He thinks if he looks like a duckface and signs § he can impersonate me on this thread. He is a sad, foolish man.
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(Welcome back!)
Thank you Sue! Yep, he’s very foolish & mad. Unhinged. xx
aren’t we all unhinged
FB
some strange dreams after a mix of cheddar & goats cheese, but luckily no udder nightmares
M
Years ago I had a relapse that affected my speech. I slurred my words and sounded drunk. I found that my speech improved after a couple of glasses of wine. A friend suggested that I should get drunk and stay that way until the relapse was over. I decided that it wasn’t worth it because of the risk of liver damage.
C-D I might make a little more sense after a few drinks, but my stability is poor before drinks and becomes shocking afterwards.
Mick