That was most certainly his plan AD, I thought about it, have come to the conclusion he had better be quicker than me, a lot quicker.
We have applied to join AA Sue (not the recovery outfit, Green flag man’s far too nice), but their provisos of having to refrain from any consumption of alcohol proved too much, we needed dutch courage to attend, sure we are not the 1st ones to be asked to leave. x
I feel as though I’ve been on the ‘tin camping’ trip with you and Mr Dc. And although you may feel his reaction at finally reaching home was a tad OTT, I bet you’d have been joining in the lawn angels if you’d been able to.
I think your holiday planning in the future is likely to be marginally more successful. It may cost slightly more, as posh hotels with spas are a tiny bit more expensive than a shabby field in a tin can. And your drinks bill will probably cost about as much as your house.
But certainly more restful, more sanitary, maybe less entertaining (less Hells Bells for eg).
And less fun for the rest of us. And I for one am just feeling so very thankful it was you who had to endure the ‘holiday’ and not me. Thanks for the tale. And if Mr Sssue even thinks for one second about a similar trip, then I can just point him in the direction of your week’s diary. (Actually he’s about as likely to want to emulate it as I am, i.e. not a chance in hell. He’s a posh hotel kind of man himself!)
Sue xx
I can assure you Sue, Mr Dc would rather stand on the corner, touting his bits, to pay for a much more lavish holiday. The ‘can’ has put him off confined spaces & indeed anything that is called a ‘mobile home’ in any sense of the word. xx
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Wow Tracey what a read ! What a trip ! & what an absolute legend your mom is !! Is there room for a little one next time you go?
We have booked a cottage (bungalow if you ask Mr FB) in sunny Devonshire … roll on the cream teas xx
Ps … I’m currently up for adoption and fluttering my brown eyes profusely at Mr FB … xx
Is that a proposal?
Ps.s. we went fishing and I caught my most expensive fish because as I reeled the little beauty in PLONK went my mobile phone … straight in the river …
…there goes my email account because I don’t know my password for it and then I can’t remember what my password is for the forum because my phone naturally logged in !!
… so I can’t send a password reminder to my email and I can’t get into my FB account … after a tantrum …
… I ghost the forum missing you all ! …
then today my nerves are all in order and my password pops up into my head … and WAHEY !!
Here I am … or rather …
HERE’S JOHNNY … xx
oooo I’m not sure … maybe I should go all millennial on him and ask him …
My daughter and l - both lost our mobile phones down the loo - in the same week - not the same loo. Not exactly ‘bogof’ more inbog.
What, on earth, were you doing?
I’m sure we’d all love to know.
‘‘fishing’’.
Oooh I’ve missed you!! Was getting worried missus xxx
You haven’t got an axe, have you? ):x
Xxx
Eeeewww!!
I don’t fancy unhooking your fish Spacejacket!!
I was reading an article only yesterday about bad habits I suspect your “fishing” in the toilet may qualify - no??
Tracey, I decided against bringing the axe, the blighted thing kept nipping my wings try flying holding an axe no mean feat !!
I am on the lookout for a Math I had no idea that’s what female moths are called who need Attenborough when we have Mr D… I am sure he isn’t leading us too far astray…
Out of curiosity what is a female giraffe called??
x
A girlie xx
Geoff - male and Girlie - female
makes total sense Tracey, I just knew the answer would be here!!
How is home sweet home? x
What can I say babe!!! BLOODY LOVELY!!! (got a far bigger beer fridge at home, 1 of them american 1s, not that we drink that much really) xxxx
I was just thinking about Flutterby today as Mr Sssue and I went to the Arundel Wetlands for a wander and I had a look for Flutterby in the Butterfly Garden. She wasn’t there, in fact no bloody flutterbies or butterflies were.
Lots of ducks though.
Sue