***Boobs & balls***Warning contains boobs & nuts***

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of b**bs are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of b**bs. In her 20s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions."


“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mum, how many kinds of “wlles” are there?”

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20’s, it’s like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."

“A Christmas tree?”

“Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration.”

I am sitting here laughing out loud … please don’t stop telling them!

Happy New Year Hazel - thanks for making me laugh!

Jody x

Your welcome Jody & a Happy New Year to you.



I’m laughing too!

Happy New Year H.

Wendy x

Good one H,a swinging start to 2013.I’m 51 next year,but of more immediate concern is twelfth night when the decorations are taken down.Keep up the good work,

Happy New Tuesday, S xx

Good one Hazel, Teresa xx

Thats brilliant Hazel - and hopefully l shall be able to remember it so l can make my friends laugh.

Spread the joy!!

[Toby - has settled in well - after a bit of galloping around the field he has found a pal in Red a young skewbald. l have been reading up on ‘The Barefoot Horse’ - we have for some time only had front shoes on our nags. So l am learning all about having their feet shaped in the ‘Mustang Roll’ so that they can go without shoes. We have a new farrier who is very good - so hoping in the new year to manage them shoe-less. We have a friend who does a lot of show-jumping - and he never has his horses shod. He has learnt to file and shape them himself. And if he needs to he puts special boots on them. Red is now 5 - and has never been shod - and he does a lot of road-work and his feet are white. Everywhere is so water logged its flippers they need!!]

Happy New Year to you and yours

love Fx