A Joke (Hope you like it)

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer… always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Shazzie xx

Paddy and Mick watched a lorry loaded with turf go by, Paddy said ’ What a good idea - saves time - just send it away for a trim’.

I like it Shazzie. Just what I needed for a monday

JBK xx