- We all love to spend money buying new clothes,
but we should realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without
them.
- Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a
hot friend on a cold night,
after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
- Breaking News: Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the
woman’s husband.
- Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is
available.