A few facts

  1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes,

but we should realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without

  1. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a
    hot friend on a cold night,

after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

  1. Breaking News: Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore.

A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the
woman’s husband.

  1. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Molson,
    Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser.

Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is


5. your sense of humour & jokes - priceless. LOL

LOL made me smile on a dismal afternoon