Eww!! I just made myself laugh out loud! I think I’m having one of those “Hysteria Hours”!
All I can think about at the moment is my neuro appointment next week!
I’ve got my list ready - squeezed into (just over) A4 - chronological order!
I have my best cotton M&S undies (demure & conservative) and my shocking pink piglet socks (just to show a little rebellion!!) - all washed & ready!
I’ve done my toenails - matching pink - just in case he makes me remove the piglet socks as they could be a distraction!
I have no need to shave my legs because for some reason they have gone completely BALD!!??!!!
I’m planning all my answers to any questions that may come up - that’s what’s made be laugh out loud!
From reading everyone else’s posts I believe he is likely to ask “What do you think is wrong with you?”
And I’ve decided I’m going to answer:
“Well Mr Neuro - you have probably guessed - lik emany others before me - that I have googled all my symptoms and have come up with an obvious answer? So …I just want you to rule out BUBONIC PLAGUE!!!”
WAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAA!!! See how he reacts to that!!!