The Japanese Hotel Joke - Tyronerose

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan …

Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to
the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

‘I’m afraid not, sir,’ the clerk told him apologetically, ‘but down the hall
from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.’

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00,
and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz
and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed
his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,‘Manicures, $20.00’.

‘Why not?’ thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into
the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he
pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, ‘This Machine Provides a Service Men
Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.’

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his
fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the
machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed
out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender
unit… which now had a button sewn neatly on the end…

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Just needed a good laugh tonight. lol. :lol: :lol:

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tipsy wrote:

Just needed a good laugh tonight. lol. :lol: :lol:

Lynner wrote:
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Glad to spread a little cheer xo

LMAO!!! Biggest smile of the day!!! xx:-D

Excellent xxx