A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan … > > > > > > > > >Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting, he called down to > the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. > > > > > > > > >‘I’m afraid not, sir,’ the clerk told him apologetically, ‘but down the hall > from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.’ > > > > > > > > >Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, > and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz > and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed > his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. > > > > > > > > >Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,‘Manicures, $20.00’. > > >‘Why not?’ thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into > the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he > pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured. > > > > > > > > >The next machine had a sign that read, ‘This Machine Provides a Service Men > Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.’ > > > > > > > > >The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his > fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the > machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed > out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. > > > > > > > > >With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender > unit… which now had a button sewn neatly on the end… > :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just needed a good laugh tonight. lol. :lol: :lol:
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tipsy wrote:
Just needed a good laugh tonight. lol. :lol: :lol:
Lynner wrote:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Glad to spread a little cheer xo
LMAO!!! Biggest smile of the day!!! xx:-D
Excellent xxx