Tanjooberrymutts - Joke


By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ‘TANJOOBERRYMUTTS’

I am sure I have spoken to this person, or at least his brother

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service in a hotel … …

Room Service : “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”

Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor

Guest: “Uh… Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”

Room Service: “Ow ulai den?”

Guest: “…What??”

Room Service: “Ow ulai den?!?.. Pryed, boyud , pochd?”

Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry…Scrambled, please.”

Room Service: “Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?”

Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”

Room Service: “Hokay. Ansahn toes?”

Guest: “What?”

Room Service: “An toes. ulaisahn toes?”

Guest: “I… Don’t think so…”

Room Service: “No? Udo wan sahn toes???”

Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘udo wan
sahn toes’ means.”

Room Service: “Toes! Toes!..Why Uoo donwan toes? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we botter?”

Guest: “Oh, English muffin! !! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’…
Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

Room Service: “We botter?”

Guest: “No, just put the botter on the side.”

Room Service: “Wad?!?”

Guest: “I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side.”

Room Service: “Copy?”

Guest: “Excuse me?”

RoomService: “Copy…tea… meel?”

Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything.”

Room Service: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish
moppin, we botter on sigh and copy … Rye ??”

Guest: “Whatever you say.”

RoomService: “Tanjooberrymutts.”

Guest: “You’re welcome”

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
…and you do, don’t you?!!

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lol I was starting to understand alot I dont know what that says about me :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mark x