Pirates of the Caribbean V Boudica! Update

Afternoon me mateys!

Been out to flix to see Beautiful and the Beast. It’s good!

Anyroad I got home to an ansaphone message from one of the skippers of the pirates called Mario! Royal Caribbean for those unaware of this saga!

I didn’t ring him back as requested, cos i didn’t fancy ringing Miami or Guatechuffinmala City, like before! Why the chuff they don’t have an office in UK is beyond me…

So i rang my agent at the Disabled Cruise club. Dolly has been dealing with it for me. She rang him, he rang me and apologised for my trouble and asked if I’d got my refund ok.

Then he offered me 100$ on board credit. I accepted it and asked if the perpetrator had been reprimanded and suggested he or she be zent for re-training. Should i have suggested they be keel hauled as well, as happened in Mutiny on the Bounty!!!

So that’s the end of the trauma…I hope!

Have a pleasant evening chums!

Pollsx

brave pirate who takes on our queen boudicca!

get him keel hauled

Send Hook to the crocodile farm.